The Self-control Diet is not an official diet, it's another one of those ones (like the Breakup Diet) that I am heroically recording here for the benefit of the rest of mankind.
Looking around our beloved country today, I see fat. Lots of fat. And frankly, it bums me out. I mean, I'm all about body acceptance, but come on people. It is possible to accept your body and not eat yourself to death. People have been doing it for millions of years.
It's called self-control. Stop cramming food down your throat, and get out and get some exercise.
Or, alternatively, you might consider the Breakup Diet or the Addict's Diet.
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