I present the cutest kid on the planet (one year older).

Is one of these things not like the others?

!

What is it with me and fire?

Sheila/Zina recital.

Devil Went Down to Georgia is simply a matter of time.

Um.

Stac dressed as Gene Simmons.

A very convincing pickle costume.

All Russ wants for Christmas is a swig.

We call this "the fishes".

Father wants to see tongue.

Santa too.

I will not make a cigar joke. I will not make a cigar joke. I will not make a cigar joke.

Can't you see I'm on my freakin' break, kid? Now get the hell outa here.

I sense a thematic unity to this guy's work.

'Twas a multicultural event, as always.

Jim, moments after his drink is abducted by aliens.

Russ witnessed the abduction.

Russ was a huge fan of "Detroit Rock City."

Late in the evening, we had a "Bill Clinton Shit Eatin' Grin" contest.

After decapitating me, it was much easier for Stac to fix my makeup.

Next victim.

Russ attempts to add a new letter to "Y-M-C-A"

Russ engaged in yet another one-man swordfight.

The gracious staff.

Bartender sneaks in a subtle dance move.

Another area of thematic unity?

How's our teeth?

Very bad, very mean mime.

Must be punished.

At the end of the night, even Santa was smiling.

Note: no cigar.

Zina critiques Texas de Brazil

The cake is very good.

Cognac's not too bad either.

Watch out for the evil smokers though!