Where isa da key? We musta unlocka da fromagio!

You lika da fromagio, no?

Si, we lika da fromagio, she is good! Salute!

Da besta fromagio ina da world, ees made een italia, but da besta fromagio in italia, ees made een abruzzo!

She cutta da fromagio...ina da classa rooma!

Mmmm...da fromagio ees so good, eet makes my eyes, how you say? blurry!